{"product_id":"my-human-is-wildly-rooted-microfiber-tea-towel-funny-pet-lover-kitchen-towel","title":"My Human Is Wildly Rooted Microfiber Tea Towel - Funny Pet Lover Kitchen Towel","description":"Hand-printed on a soft, quick-drying microfiber cloth, this tea towel celebrates the playful bond between pet and person. The bold, hand-lettered phrase “My Human Is Wildly Rooted” arcs across the fabric, surrounded by tiny paw prints that feel like a wagging tail in design. Lightweight but highly absorbent, it wipes up spills and dries dishes without leaving streaks. Keep it on display in the kitchen, draped over a towel bar, or folded on a shelf where it can spark a smile for anyone who shares their life with a furry companion.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 85% microfiber polyester \/ 15% polyamide for fast absorption and quick drying\u003cbr\u003e- Hemmed edges for reinforced durability\u003cbr\u003e- One size: 16\" × 25\" (40.6 cm × 63.5 cm)\u003cbr\u003e- One-sided print with sewn-in care label\u003cbr\u003e- Lightweight 11.6 oz\/yd² (360 g\/m²); mockup colors may print brighter on darker backgrounds\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"16'' × 25''","offer_id":44685899563051,"sku":"16252830527182452725","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0685\/6133\/8411\/files\/18388317392312359202_2048.jpg?v=1786244418","url":"https:\/\/shopwildlyrooted.com\/products\/my-human-is-wildly-rooted-microfiber-tea-towel-funny-pet-lover-kitchen-towel","provider":"Wildly Rooted","version":"1.0","type":"link"}